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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:04

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

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A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

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Moonraker

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

Why do you suck men's dicks?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd